brontozaurus:

Things implied to exist in the Pokemon world by offhand comments in Detective Pikachu

• Man-made climate change
• The biblical concept of hell
• Cocaine

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mjalti:

I’m not like “trying” to ruin my own life but what can I say, some talents manifest on their own

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myterus:

lemme put it this way: I’d rather the entire human race die out than any woman be forced to bear a child against her will

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tony-pepperony:

Me, age 7: what do you mean a midnight snack? You mean you woke up at MIDNIGHT just to eat??? That’s so weird!

Me, 18, making a fruit salad at 2 in the morning: h

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hilariousgrindr:

The highest level of sexy there is.

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killerlukesqueen:

A Man™️

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georgiasokeeffe:

harry: *slowly starts to smile*

me: hoe don’t do it…

harry: *dimples*

me: oh my god…

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citizenshipandsocialjustice:

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shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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lukehemmingsgallery:

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hexglyphs:

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

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kaijuno:

My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

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